Newballs

17850 pts ยท December 11, 2015


Irish, 23.. Here for the shitz and gigglez! Feel free to hit me up!

You're dead right there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shared in Ireland to about 1200 friends, hopefully at least 10% look and share :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Instructions unclear....dick covered in cuts from bag.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll check it out thank you! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had to Google that didn't you cause you're "American" hahahahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which technically still means your a Brit...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Hey I found the Brit with his head up his arse!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I really don't know any that just lay out the facts and don't have some bias. Any suggestions? I hate BBC, Sky and all them!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Any sauce for this news? I don't use facebook or anything anymore. Usually to stay away from shit like this but yeah I'm interested now.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

Why past tense?? I live in a cave.. is Willy dead or The Simpsons finished??? I really need to go back on fb

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

If my coworkers were here I wouldn't have this problem and I'd be on/in the toilet right now. I will next time though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should have explained, I can't just get up and go because I'm on my own unfortunately..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I feel like this might be offensive to rednecks. This is a special kind of idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fox! I've come to bargain!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I was not expecting that.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Back then there was respectable journalists and papers didn't have click bait headlines like they feel they need to have now on FB

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm in my new job 4 months and I can just do basic troubleshooting right now, they've no proper KB or processes outline so I never know 100%

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in IT 4 years and I still feel like an IT Trainee... woooo lol

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

How's Santa as a manager? I heard he overworks you elves sometimes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gender identity issues or whatever in general.... This is why I hate the interweb

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First I only believe there's two genders.. but she wasnt defending mayo as a gender she was saying your making a mockery of people with 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the lights are off and she think you got a big D

9 years ago | Likes 907 Dislikes 8

So Australia huh... how'd you end up there? You told us you were just going out for a pint......

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D..d..dad...?? Is that you?!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used moose in my hair once... it was really soft after

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smokes are probably not helping your heart rate, the nicotine actually increases heart rate so yeah... good story though!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm also really sorry for your loss @OP it really does suck but at least you had some good times with them! I'm also 23 btw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dads never been around ever... doesn't want anything to do with me and my mam honestly hates me. Just appreciate the good times you had.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah bit it's not tidy....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually flinched there holy shit hahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0