Newitt

151323 pts ยท December 2, 2023


On a mission to bring you posts that make you exhale a little more forcefully than usual. Very few of my posts are OC.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You still can! More people should know that word, "undulate".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always +1 undulating females figures.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You're paying for the experience with the street vendors. For the real ripoffs go to LaGuardia airport. I spent ten dollars for a sub sandwich that would typically cost a third of that at the gas station.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's never a good time to die in a car crash, publicized or not.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who hasn't searched for their phone while talking on it? Modern equivalent of searching for your sunglasses while they're perched on your head.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We murder to dissect.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why can't farms and businesses simply adjust their hours seasonally if they want to, rather than the government requiring that we all do it? Here in my Sunbelt metropolis, this coming week is going to be filled with traffic accidents. Sleep deprived long distance commuters driving 70mph bumper to bumper in the predawn darkness is just asking for trouble.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I was once in a sandwich place having lunch, when I notice two peculiar looking men having a strange conversation nearby. Wasn't these guys, but I discerned that it was two standup comics talking shop.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well, let's see how good we are at our jobs, once we're his age.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Always +1 good optical illusions.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Surely unrelated, but the Chinese navy held unannounced live fire exercises in the Tasman Sea recently, didn't they?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Stay safe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very clever analogy!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't feel bad; nobody, typical or otherwise, was born knowing these social cues.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Amazing to think that hyenas are actually just big robust mongooses.

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Vandalism causes me to lose respect for whatever cause they are vandalizing things for. This in particular just looks to outsiders like another step in the Islamic conquest of Britain.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

"Anything for noms." - cat

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ooh, the stem of a pun thread!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This one is unintentionally quite artistic.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#TheWayWeWere

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Couples who want large families deserve respect. The future belongs to those who show up for it. They will die surrounded by loving descendants, whereas their haters are at risk of being eaten by their cats.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 23

"Quit fidgeting, slave." -Cat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know if NOIR is on there or not, sorry. Also, I think they collect these photos, rather than snapping them themselves--but I don't know for sure.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus #1 appears twice.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's not so much the morals as the moralizers that I take issue with. An industry infested with if not actually run by sex predators has no standing to finger wag me or mine.

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