Newtonson

1124 pts ยท February 3, 2017


Collab incoming.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can bite into a normal bar of soap too if you're not a wimp.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Slightly paraphrased)

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Are you hungry yet, John?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He blep. He step. But most importantly, he get pet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Judging by the Nokia, this may be the most powerful weapon on the planet. Either that or the Nokia is just pretending.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"No" - The monsters, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like that's his point. Like maybe because he changed somehow as a person he now recognizes that it was wrong to vote against it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 27

My favorite was always the "How many lives" speech from Insurrection.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This makes me unhappy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was meat-zza for a while.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thomas was Alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some say he's still wheelie-ing to this very day...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Well if it's your money, and you need it now, I may know a guy...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All night every night. I'm very tired...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something OP's mom's buttplug...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The rainboat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooooh noooooo!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Long love the king!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CLEAR YOUR NOTIFICATIONS!!!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Imagine that, a Mario game with original ideas!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Stares across the ocean* It's made out of cookies...

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

In the words of the great Danny Sexbang, Eat a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is by far the best typo I have ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dishonored.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of upper is that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0