Newty78

3898 pts ยท December 9, 2015


My nickname is Newty I don't have a webbed footy I live in the land of Wales I also don't have any scales It's so hard to rhyme What a waste of my time That reminds me of why i'm on Imgur. 1 dog, 1 rabbit, employed and studying, I come here when i'm bored and also when I want to feel appreciated by strangers on the internet. I like to walk ridiculously long distances for fun, swim and other frivolities.

Oi !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's actually being neutered next week we wanted him to provide one litter first as he's got a fab temperament.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got the one and he's a raging sex addict, if smells a bitch he will wrench my shoulder out of the socket.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But yeah if you don't trust your dog it's not worth the hassle.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You can train them not to run off, there's loads of good classes out there.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

How do you know he escaped off the leash ?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Wasn't that referring to the scene where he must remove the metal from his heart ? Nice thought anyway

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The Senedd

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's married to Taran Killam from SNL.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YAAS!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Met them on a ferry they were super cool.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about Dan ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asbestos, Lupus, Supercuts and Dan Cortes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Jewish Dracula

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sidney Applebaum

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dan Cortez ?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not fate it's science.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You still have to have a sperm...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Women who struggle with jars.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's been scientifically proven that men's hands are more suited to opening jars.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

After going to gigs and festivals drunks and stoners are annoying asf after a while no matter how funny they are.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you Scots eat any solids ? Tunnocks are so nice though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat boi

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

The runt ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done OP ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0