My mission is to seek out and oust creepy perverts. How do I detect creepy perverts? Easy. I have a special guide for proper and accurate identification of the common creepy pervert. I can show you if you'd like. Common Behavior of "Creeporius pervasis": (i.e: common creepy pervert) - Commenting • Often times this creatures first reaction to visual stimulus pertaining to the female gender revolves around having some sort of sexual behavior with/on/around her (him/it/whatnot), and it is common to see this train of thought expressed in the perverts comments • Don't be fooled! Merely commenting on the qualities/characteristics of the female/male/etc. isn't necessarily considered behavior typical of perverts. It could very well not be a common pervert at all. Be sure to look for: an expression of desire to perform sexual acts with/at/on/around the individual of interest. • Is this Imgurian commenting on a body part whose proper/slang name would be distasteful to blurt out in front of your 90 year old Jewish grandmother (if you don't have one, use that wild imagination I'm sure you have)? If so, then you have a clear indication that behind the keyboard of the creepy comment lies the infamous common creepy pervert. • Ask yourself: If Donald Trump said this statement out loud, would it fuel his haters' fire? (Not taking sides on this issue, don't be dickwads and assume you know shit bout my life). He says many controversial things, so if he tweeted this pervy Imgurians comment verbatim, what would the general public think? Would they use it to scandalize him? If so, then this is another trait of the common creepy pervert. - Pervy Posting • If the title was read aloud, would it be an acceptable comment to make to your mother as she walks out of the kitchen, turkey in hand, at your Thanksgiving celebration with all of your relatives sitting around the table? Yes? (President Trump enters and approaches the podium.) Prez DT: Wrong. Precisely, Donald! If your posts title is something you'd say to compliment your mothers cooking in front of the whole family, it's a pervy title. And to answer your burning question: no, I don't have a fascination with Ole Don Trump or his guinea pig fur tupeé. "Mmmmm" or "Yummy" or "I'd shove those [turkey] breasts in my face so hard right after I smear some piping hot gravy right from my special gravy boat all over it", are examples of posters who would be classified as common creepy perverts. • Is the title insinuating sexual acts will be performed against/around/behind/beneath/beside/between/inside/into/on/outside/opposite to/through/upon/with/within (and any and all prepositions inbetween) the person/cartoon character/whatever? Bingo, you've got yourself a common perv. - Miscellaneous • Last but not least, if the comment is TMI and in fact no, you wouldn't like to know what this Imgurian would/wouldn't do or how long they would/wouldn't "last" when in the presence or panties (boxers, briefs, none of the above) of the person/thing in the picture, then you just might have yourself a common creepy pervert. Also as a side note, my apologies for the excessive analogies relating to Trump but in reality he was just waaaay too easy of a target. Sorry not sorry, the end. Fuck you! Written by: Pat, ft. Donny T