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He's doing too much; if he'd just stop fixing stuff, he'd have time to do the real work with the diddlings.
Texice Rangers
I used a customer service woman's pen to fill out a form. The writing was butter-smooth, and it had gold trim that matched my jewelry. I made a joke, and the woman whipped out a second pen: "This one matches your dress, too!" I got a new pen; she got a friend for life.
Thank you. I thought it flew under the radar but I really enjoyed it.
The "Ice Girls"
Well, how about Big ’Ol ’Gina, Mew-terus, and Cleo-toris (for the one who likes to hide)?
I wonder how many people this rocket could have fed.
My geo prof asked us "who likes rocks?" My ADHD ass heard "who likes to rock?” and shouted "fuck yeah" in response.
Dead silence in the moment - but I was his favorite student that semester.
It couldn't have happen to a nicer refinery.
I bet he gives great hugs in addition being able to cut off airways in competition.
Is this written by a raccoon? I got bad news for you..
Proud to be one of the 45-64 block that absolutely would vote AOC.
This bird deserves to be a Muppet.
I knew it WAS an Asian elephant because I've seen this so many times. Thanks to you all!
The Wikipedia has a great list!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Maya_gods_and_supernatural_beings
I can't tell if I'm having a stroke or not.
His neck is even bigger.
The look exactly, EXACTLY like my tiger striped void, miss you Mew-stopheles ❤️. Thank you for posting, I got to show my daughter what my kitty looked like, down to the black beans.
Did Epstein drop the dime on him?
From one ma'am to another, that's hilarious. I sneezed a tiny achoo while a dude was going to town, he thought he made me do the biggest O ever. I don't have the heart to tell him.
The reward is ours.
He's a 6' sub with a 6cm dick.
I thought he was going to yeet a napping red squirrel out of the gutter.
*checks notes* So he's mildly inconvenienced but still ALIVE, must be nice for him.
I'm about to unwrap Tom and my ancient MySoace profile.
That is so fucking cool. And a good use of being humans. We need a few good examples of quality humans. I'm so tired of the degeneration of humane treatment of animals, people, the environment, the constitution (however it's represented in any country), human rights...I'm just tired and angry. Give me more jaguar rescues where I can be angry but also relieved.
Can you provide the sauce, please?
Have you followed the book club here when it was active? Satan did an amazing job before Fuck you, Business Daddy canned everyone.
I'm pretty sure he could be raping one of their daughters and it would be considered a reasonable sacrifice to their bloated God. Besides, did you see what she was wearing? /s
He's Stephen King's son, which I learned after reading his first book, but he's absolutely earned his own street cred. Heart Shaped Box is my favorite ghost story and I'm looking forward to reading King Sorrow, but it's a beast of a book.