Got the mouth gape down
Replaced my ex with a pupper
Today's the day !
Decided to name him Tucker
Just found out I'll be having surgery (gallbladder removal)
For Pete's sake. Give it a rest
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Like a breath of fresh air
Just when I thought I could finally breathe
So hungry. Must eat.
Sticky Sack Syndrome (SSS)
Life outside the White House
Me trying to be cool
World of Goo
When you're driving your mom around
That moment when you're fucked
Monk covers boner
Haircut just ain't worth it
"I just remember being confused but somehow I knew it wasn't her first time"- kid probably
Don't mess with an elephant's human
Relatable af
Trueee
Fail of all failures
What makes this gif so creepy ?
They would all make great books
The cool dragons & the ass chewing dog
When you wanted a hamster but your wife makes a baby
Bad day?
So graceful
Efficiency
When you're a slut but your kid wants to grow up to be you anyway
Risking it
A pain in the ass I must say
Sad day for snek
When your human is an a s s
Just need you to touch it
Don't judge a porn by its plot
Showering with your gf be like
Relatable
When it's been so long that privacy is no longer a concern
*paddles away*
Honey Cumb
Happens to the best of us
Date. Nut. Roll
Surprise muthafucka
Not sure if this would increase or decrease sales ..
"Hey, uh, everything good in here?"
Just a hand puppet, geeeez
"This is definitely not the park"
Ahh so close
I'll drink to that
He stole my Mcstickers
Finally something I can get into
When you haven't seen your SO all day
Massive log gets defeated
Who remembers these growing up?
Good gravy
Ahh, natural selection
Domino's does NOT do employee training
Nard rest