NotGoodAtUserNames1

44433 pts · July 19, 2019


I’m as bad at bios as I am usernames.

They taste just like Van Camp’s Pork & Beans to me.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a woman. I say the same thing about men who have botox to the point of not being able to express human emotions.

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

What did he expect? It’s right there in the name.

And to put a giant “duck” (I know it’s a swan) in front of a retriever? It’s just doing its job.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

And botox. Hard to convey emotions on stage when your face won’t move.

2 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 17

Oh, I’m sorry - I thought this was AMERICA.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It’s fake - don’t worry.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The biggest problem here is this is fake and isn’t going to help anyone accomplish anything except give the person making these dumb ass rage bait videos more exposure.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My guess is that they’re 50x prettier than they taste.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

i miss it and Viva Variety.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burn one.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

OP is in high school, so no dating profiles unless you’re trying to get him Epsteined.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My guess is there’s no way they actually made that call; they’re just taking credit for it after the fact.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I have this saved for some reason from years ago. Felt appropriate to drop it here.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It’s on Peacock. I watched it yesterday.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Independence Day - Martina McBride, but it’s depressing as shit.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not water bc the data center used it all to make this.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, and it is so good - esp with dried dill - on fries and shit.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Clots and prayers.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have a friend to whom it tastes like soap, but she eats it anyway. “I guess I like the taste of soap?”

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought he was voiced by Huey at first he looks so much like him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg… that style of fabric is taking me back to 1994. We had stuff made out of the dog version, cat version, flowers, etc.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No one will ever be as cool as Doc Ellis when it comes to pitching and doing drugs.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I learned that from Mighty Ducks 2 when Coach Bombay goes out w/ the assistant coach or whatever she was from Iceland. “Greenland is covered in ice, but Iceland is very nice.”

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m 42, and I told some of my coworkers in their 20’s that my generation suffered through tramp stamps and tribal tattoos so that they could look like doodle bears.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It matches the jumpsuits all the politicians there eventually get.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That late 90’s/early 00’s armband tattoo… chef’s kiss.

2 months ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

And he drank all the Hennessy I had on my shelf.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#21 While that nose is big like a pickle, I be the owner was still getting paid, laid by the ladies, and I know he’s in charge.

2 months ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1