1945 pts · June 10, 2014
Alright then.
"Fat chicks need lovin', too. But they've gotta pay." (Glen Quagmire)
Does she do science? Asking for a friend...
#racistcoonjoke
As a safety director for a transportation company, there are so many violations here.
Yeah yeah, but the three days a year it hits 35°C up north they're melting and dying. Here in the south that's a normal Tuesday in May.
Yeah, no. Not attempting that. My balls died with Steve Irwin.
Stick your dick in it.
Welcome to Vancouver.
Yeah well that's cool and all, but I'm still allergic. Fuck those things.
Slower you slut.
Slower, you slut.
So where is the women's room?
Bill Nye the Science Faggot.
Was expecting puke. Was disappointed.
Slippery, fat, big-mouthed, and not that cute. Hey look, it's my ex.
That's a fucking albino bear.
We will never not build shit. China can't build our houses or roads.
This is literally my family.
Of course you did.
His wife got caught fucking someone on his desk. Was a nasty divorce. But highly entertaining.
Fountain pens or GTFO.
Can't do that if you've banned guns.
Based on that diamond, someone loves her more than I'll ever care to.
Pretty sure this violates the Thirteenth Amendment.
Bring your wife, we'll fuck her. That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
It's like Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys went blonde.
Turn your phone horizontal to record, you dense motherfucker.
#10 In 30 years, FP will have a screenshot of this from a donation that was made today.
*y'all
"Fat chicks need lovin', too. But they've gotta pay." (Glen Quagmire)
Does she do science? Asking for a friend...
#racistcoonjoke
As a safety director for a transportation company, there are so many violations here.
Yeah yeah, but the three days a year it hits 35°C up north they're melting and dying. Here in the south that's a normal Tuesday in May.
Yeah, no. Not attempting that. My balls died with Steve Irwin.
Stick your dick in it.
Welcome to Vancouver.
Yeah well that's cool and all, but I'm still allergic. Fuck those things.
Slower you slut.
Slower, you slut.
So where is the women's room?
Bill Nye the Science Faggot.
Slower, you slut.
Was expecting puke. Was disappointed.
Slippery, fat, big-mouthed, and not that cute. Hey look, it's my ex.
That's a fucking albino bear.
We will never not build shit. China can't build our houses or roads.
This is literally my family.
Of course you did.
His wife got caught fucking someone on his desk. Was a nasty divorce. But highly entertaining.
Fountain pens or GTFO.
Can't do that if you've banned guns.
Based on that diamond, someone loves her more than I'll ever care to.
Pretty sure this violates the Thirteenth Amendment.
Bring your wife, we'll fuck her. That's right, we'll fuck your wife!
It's like Cyrus from Trailer Park Boys went blonde.
Turn your phone horizontal to record, you dense motherfucker.
#10 In 30 years, FP will have a screenshot of this from a donation that was made today.
*y'all