24377 pts ยท March 31, 2017
Candy exchange, anyone?
You get a +1 for #18 - after 20 years in IT, I change careers in 2 days time and just learned this.
Instructions unclear, just put the funnyfish on an EMT-peepee. Send help
Merry Christmas from the original England ;) much love
Next time shave her head and she'll have an amazing mohawk too
Your wife is wearing an awesome party hat!
Related: serious leek under my kitchen sink.
Yes and no at the same time! It's Schroedinger's joints
I never said it was a good med school
It was medieval school.. we learned sword combat, horse riding and basic ankle physiology
...then when you light the BBQ you get Hammy-mallowy goodness!
Wait a minute! Girls don't hand ankles? Everything I learned at med school was a lie!
It's on "the Google".. so aliens must exist
Me too.. but only because I'm English, live in the UK and am not allowed to vote in the US elections
Sure... But when I set a bunch of school kids on fire, I'm a "bad man who doesn't even work at the school" and I get arrested.
Looks so smooth. Top job. Do not have sex with it
I'm not falling for that one.. not again
Ditto... One of them gets saddled and ridden
I've seen that movie.. someone rides someone..
Nice wood
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
On the upside, we know exactly how big everything in the picture is
Just use a stray cat like a normal person and stop complaining
..fried..
Not my proudest *unzips*
Sleep is unfortunately evading me at present. Still, onwards and upwards! Where in the UK are you?
I am unfortunately.. just finished a 16 hour stint and looking forward to my bed
You get a +1 for #18 - after 20 years in IT, I change careers in 2 days time and just learned this.
Instructions unclear, just put the funnyfish on an EMT-peepee. Send help
Merry Christmas from the original England ;) much love
Next time shave her head and she'll have an amazing mohawk too
Your wife is wearing an awesome party hat!
Related: serious leek under my kitchen sink.
Yes and no at the same time! It's Schroedinger's joints
I never said it was a good med school
It was medieval school.. we learned sword combat, horse riding and basic ankle physiology
...then when you light the BBQ you get Hammy-mallowy goodness!
Wait a minute! Girls don't hand ankles? Everything I learned at med school was a lie!
It's on "the Google".. so aliens must exist
Me too.. but only because I'm English, live in the UK and am not allowed to vote in the US elections
Sure... But when I set a bunch of school kids on fire, I'm a "bad man who doesn't even work at the school" and I get arrested.
Looks so smooth. Top job. Do not have sex with it
I'm not falling for that one.. not again
Ditto... One of them gets saddled and ridden
I've seen that movie.. someone rides someone..
Nice wood
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
On the upside, we know exactly how big everything in the picture is
Just use a stray cat like a normal person and stop complaining
..fried..
Not my proudest *unzips*
Sleep is unfortunately evading me at present. Still, onwards and upwards! Where in the UK are you?
I am unfortunately.. just finished a 16 hour stint and looking forward to my bed