NotReallySurelySure

24377 pts ยท March 31, 2017


Candy exchange, anyone?

You get a +1 for #18 - after 20 years in IT, I change careers in 2 days time and just learned this.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, just put the funnyfish on an EMT-peepee. Send help

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from the original England ;) much love

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4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

Next time shave her head and she'll have an amazing mohawk too

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your wife is wearing an awesome party hat!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Related: serious leek under my kitchen sink.

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Yes and no at the same time! It's Schroedinger's joints

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never said it was a good med school

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was medieval school.. we learned sword combat, horse riding and basic ankle physiology

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

...then when you light the BBQ you get Hammy-mallowy goodness!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute! Girls don't hand ankles? Everything I learned at med school was a lie!

5 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 6

It's on "the Google".. so aliens must exist

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too.. but only because I'm English, live in the UK and am not allowed to vote in the US elections

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Sure... But when I set a bunch of school kids on fire, I'm a "bad man who doesn't even work at the school" and I get arrested.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks so smooth. Top job. Do not have sex with it

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not falling for that one.. not again

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ditto... One of them gets saddled and ridden

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen that movie.. someone rides someone..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice wood

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

On the upside, we know exactly how big everything in the picture is

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just use a stray cat like a normal person and stop complaining

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

..fried..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not my proudest *unzips*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleep is unfortunately evading me at present. Still, onwards and upwards! Where in the UK are you?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am unfortunately.. just finished a 16 hour stint and looking forward to my bed

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