I peed a little

7

1

523

Water steaks

11

10

664

Read it like Christopher Walken

21

9

1525

Find the giraffe

21

3

1138

Let’s celebrate our father for what he is known for the most: taking nasty shits.

1

0

210

Get you a gas station that can do both

1

1

382

“Clearance”

43

5

2867

We serve dinner all afternoon

-2

1

1233

That pattern tho...

1

1

284

I don’t know what you want anymore so here’s my meat

41

9

1888

The poison for Kuzco

17

3

1899

No thanks

1

5

788

My kids wonder why I’m in a bad mood...

7

16

684

Grocery stores getting wild

31

4

3580

Food Truck - Smokin Titan Concept

0

0

496

First time in New Orleans

7

8

617

Screw the game, I want a balloon!

34

8

2491

Unless you're talking about f***ing walking!

3

4

63

Fancy Desk

6

2

63

I don’t think they even tried

25

26

2972

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius

-5

1

234

I’m not saying it’s hot at Oma’s house but..

36

10

3891

We live in extraordinary times

17

14

2836

What kind of burger place is this?

4

0

481

The best co-pilot

51

1

1912

Just got off work, changed out of the suit and into Crocs, for beer and the fire is getting ready for steak!

9

2

487

If IKEA made an elevator

8

3

60

Corn is a unit of measure in Texas

8

6

101

Shits on fire yo!

8

12

799

Winters in Texas

5

5

3

This is getting out of hand

11

16

1523

When they say I have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery..

2

2

3895

Cute baby cow

4942

297

20716

I guess...

1

4

644

#15dollars

4

17

1227

Stephen King’s House

108

21

4122

Never let them see you bleed

12

8

93

Pimp my ocean

4

0

1378

I'm on a gluten free diet

13

5

76

Beer, it's the breakfast of champions

3

8

9

What my wife says when I've fucked up.

4

3

538