NotToBeTHATGuyBut

28747 pts ยท April 18, 2016


That's gonna leave a mark...

#3 So we're putting superfluou's apostrophe's in verb's now?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is the conversation I keep having with people when they talk about lockdowns. Didn't happen. We were asked if it wasn't too much trouble to maybe stay home and reduce travel. Many didn't. We never had a government mandated lockdown.

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#7 I get their point, but 20-year-olds in 1969 were definitely the generation fighting a war.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.

5 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Meeting icebreaker once asked everyone to name something they wished was never invented. People answered weapons of war, or technology they didn't like. My answer, religion, was met with awkward silence.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#11 Tea with Ms. McGill!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they live in a warehouse, is it really abandoned?

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Out? In public? Where people are?

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 My go-to response: "I like to drink alone and start fires."

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ivanka's bedroom?

9 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Thank you, beat me to it.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw my first Christmas TV commercial October 1. First radio commercial was the first day of fall. And I don't consume much media with ads. It's absurd.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's my job!

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boss: Use AI to write your annual review. Me: How does AI know what I accomplished? Boss: You need to give it prompts. Me: That sounds like writing my review with extra steps.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#8 Gloves have fingers. Elmo is a mitten.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is the first time I've heard anyone say going down a slide is "riding" it. Is this common? Have I been Englishing wrong all my life?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly had this said to me at a urinal once: "Are you single?"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 reminds me of the first time I used my new Foreman grill. The non-stick surface was so slick my burger slid off onto the floor. It was ground beef.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I also like to sleep during car rides. My passengers, not so much.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 Is that Hunter from MASK? Childhood memory unlocked.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I suddenly have an urge to buy books. Not sure why...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Akshually...he was born in Kentucky.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 Allegedly...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fascinating

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I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or "For fucks' sake" if it's for the sake of many fucks.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: sleep on the floor. Can't fall off the floor.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the billboards that just say "BEEF" If there is any demographic not needing to be told to eat beef, it's people driving through the middle of Kansas.

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