28747 pts ยท April 18, 2016
That's gonna leave a mark...
#3 So we're putting superfluou's apostrophe's in verb's now?
This is the conversation I keep having with people when they talk about lockdowns. Didn't happen. We were asked if it wasn't too much trouble to maybe stay home and reduce travel. Many didn't. We never had a government mandated lockdown.
#7 I get their point, but 20-year-olds in 1969 were definitely the generation fighting a war.
I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.
Meeting icebreaker once asked everyone to name something they wished was never invented. People answered weapons of war, or technology they didn't like. My answer, religion, was met with awkward silence.
#11 Tea with Ms. McGill!
If they live in a warehouse, is it really abandoned?
Out? In public? Where people are?
#1 My go-to response: "I like to drink alone and start fires."
Ivanka's bedroom?
Thank you, beat me to it.
I saw my first Christmas TV commercial October 1. First radio commercial was the first day of fall. And I don't consume much media with ads. It's absurd.
Hey, that's my job!
Boss: Use AI to write your annual review. Me: How does AI know what I accomplished? Boss: You need to give it prompts. Me: That sounds like writing my review with extra steps.
#8 Gloves have fingers. Elmo is a mitten.
This is the first time I've heard anyone say going down a slide is "riding" it. Is this common? Have I been Englishing wrong all my life?
I honestly had this said to me at a urinal once: "Are you single?"
#4 reminds me of the first time I used my new Foreman grill. The non-stick surface was so slick my burger slid off onto the floor. It was ground beef.
I also like to sleep during car rides. My passengers, not so much.
#10 Is that Hunter from MASK? Childhood memory unlocked.
I suddenly have an urge to buy books. Not sure why...
Akshually...he was born in Kentucky.
#30 Allegedly...
Fascinating
Or "For fucks' sake" if it's for the sake of many fucks.
Pro tip: sleep on the floor. Can't fall off the floor.
I like the billboards that just say "BEEF" If there is any demographic not needing to be told to eat beef, it's people driving through the middle of Kansas.
#3 So we're putting superfluou's apostrophe's in verb's now?
This is the conversation I keep having with people when they talk about lockdowns. Didn't happen. We were asked if it wasn't too much trouble to maybe stay home and reduce travel. Many didn't. We never had a government mandated lockdown.
#7 I get their point, but 20-year-olds in 1969 were definitely the generation fighting a war.
I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.
Meeting icebreaker once asked everyone to name something they wished was never invented. People answered weapons of war, or technology they didn't like. My answer, religion, was met with awkward silence.
#11 Tea with Ms. McGill!
If they live in a warehouse, is it really abandoned?
Out? In public? Where people are?
#1 My go-to response: "I like to drink alone and start fires."
Ivanka's bedroom?
Thank you, beat me to it.
I saw my first Christmas TV commercial October 1. First radio commercial was the first day of fall. And I don't consume much media with ads. It's absurd.
Hey, that's my job!
Boss: Use AI to write your annual review. Me: How does AI know what I accomplished? Boss: You need to give it prompts. Me: That sounds like writing my review with extra steps.
#8 Gloves have fingers. Elmo is a mitten.
This is the first time I've heard anyone say going down a slide is "riding" it. Is this common? Have I been Englishing wrong all my life?
I honestly had this said to me at a urinal once: "Are you single?"
#4 reminds me of the first time I used my new Foreman grill. The non-stick surface was so slick my burger slid off onto the floor. It was ground beef.
I also like to sleep during car rides. My passengers, not so much.
#10 Is that Hunter from MASK? Childhood memory unlocked.
I suddenly have an urge to buy books. Not sure why...
Akshually...he was born in Kentucky.
#30 Allegedly...
Fascinating
I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.
Or "For fucks' sake" if it's for the sake of many fucks.
Pro tip: sleep on the floor. Can't fall off the floor.
I like the billboards that just say "BEEF" If there is any demographic not needing to be told to eat beef, it's people driving through the middle of Kansas.