NotTucker

5858 pts ยท December 3, 2013


This is my public profile. Where's yours?

may i suggest the name 'airwrecka'?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah that house doesn't exist anymore.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so... akira vs spongebob is a thing?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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DR;LCA (didn't read; left comment anyway)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thanks, but your complaints department really sucks. i'm on hold for years now!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to prevent identity theft, of course!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sometimes it seems to me that people think it's a competition. it's not equality when both sides have their disadvantages!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone with an undisclosed knowledge of weight lifting. What the f*** was he trying to do?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

free healthcare, marriage equality and kinder eggs.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ah, the joys of retirement.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what are Depends? adult diapers?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in all seriousness: of course i use it to wipe my ass. but isn't it weird how even mentioning "diarrhea" kills every conversation?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geez, no! I would never... I mean, I.... how can you? I don't even poop! *nervously sweating*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do women even do that? I'd never leave the house anymore!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask the cashier. They always give me that judging look! Or maybe I think they're judging.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather have people not thinking how I do it at all...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and people still give me a weird look when i refer to myself as 'we'.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like them both delicious. Also, cream.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why, chocolate of course!"

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"not on my turf!" - humans

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

they spend all the money they don't have on nothing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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with a french accent.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

34 years of sucking experience?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

last thing america needs is a bigger burger!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i'm pretty sure the flash beer has some very illegal ingredients.

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