This is utter insanity.
I love pro tips.
I published my second book today!
humpty DUMPty wasn't an egg, and other mild inappropriateness.
Big brain time
I must go, my people need me!
check out THESE puppies
100% checks out
"Quick, nobody's looking." -CIA probably
So ikea has a build-your-own-couch option on its site.
Take a dump, leave a dump.
Nothing changes.
Today is my cakeday! So here's my favorite thing to relax to.
School did not prepare me for this.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
(Video game music intensifies)
Go back! We messed up bad.
Relaxation post. Feel free to stay a while.
she had DUMPs like a truck, and other old things.
Get ready for a TON of Walmart caliber freak out videos.
Big man's got moves!
Who's a good meme dump? You're a good meme dump!
That's not the Easter Bunny. ((sound on))
Wait for it.
It's a sign of the times.
This is unsettling.
I wrote a poetry book after I lost both of my brothers. It is dark and sad, but it honestly saved my life. I've gone through a lot of darkness to get where I am today, and if I can help even one soul find a way out, I'll be happy. Some excerpts below.
Sunday, dumpy Sunday