Notdoinganythingtoday

38347 pts ยท March 19, 2019


I write poetry books about depression after losing both of my brothers. Turns out I'm a decent poet, third book comes out early next year. Get a screenshot of my profile to the front page and I'll send you a free copy.

This is utter insanity.

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I love pro tips.

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I published my second book today!

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humpty DUMPty wasn't an egg, and other mild inappropriateness.

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Big brain time

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I must go, my people need me!

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check out THESE puppies

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100% checks out

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"Quick, nobody's looking." -CIA probably

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So ikea has a build-your-own-couch option on its site.

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Take a dump, leave a dump.

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Nothing changes.

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Today is my cakeday! So here's my favorite thing to relax to.

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School did not prepare me for this.

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Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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(Video game music intensifies)

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Go back! We messed up bad.

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Relaxation post. Feel free to stay a while.

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she had DUMPs like a truck, and other old things.

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Get ready for a TON of Walmart caliber freak out videos.

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Big man's got moves!

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Who's a good meme dump? You're a good meme dump!

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That's not the Easter Bunny. ((sound on))

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Wait for it.

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It's a sign of the times.

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This is unsettling.

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I wrote a poetry book after I lost both of my brothers. It is dark and sad, but it honestly saved my life. I've gone through a lot of darkness to get where I am today, and if I can help even one soul find a way out, I'll be happy. Some excerpts below.

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Sunday, dumpy Sunday

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