Notthepants

738 pts ยท August 25, 2013


A woman armed with a culinary degree. Gettin' paid to be covered in cat hair and dog spit.

Plot twist: she is a cage fighter and doesn't like her neck kissed.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But.... I like my natural spicyness.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got there before me!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As not an archer: I agree.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I downvoted this, and then I turned right around and up voted. No! Ohmygod yes!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recycled one ply is the devil.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to like this. But I did. So much.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sucks to be an octopus in Michigan.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you talk that way about violet crumble.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a minute to stop laughing. I too now have a heart bubble for your dad.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How you doin?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How about putting the camera down and helping the dog that's still alive?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for using Honkey.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

:(

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am giving you serious credit. As someone with adored pets, I rarely find the artist captures their spirit. Good job OP, and good luck!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leopard knows it tastes like chicken. Had a craving that couldn't be denied.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I'm doing alright without looking like I'm smuggling balloons in my yoga pants. To each their own. Kudos to her.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But... But.... I thought you wanted me to be your neighbor?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No ones palm is that black.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who really cares all that much anyway?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Act fruity". :/

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's chewy? :(

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just so you know, boobs aren't all that exciting when they're your own. Oh who am I kidding? Hello again, girls!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want this. This will be everyone's Christmas gift this year.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure tigers are GIANT PUSSIES, all the time.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are no floors I can afford to shop on, and I live here.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.

13 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Be cooler if it was a pig....

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0