NumberPrimed

2347 pts · November 19, 2014


As a dad, “till the sun comes up” is usually 12:45.

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Close to the end she was saying “He bullied me, he punched me with a fist” and then started to break down crying.

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Not a fan of single function appliances, but how much counter space does it take up?

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I thought the same going into my relationship; I was going stay as long as it took for her to catch on that I was dating up. 19 years ago.

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Beets, Bears, Battlestar, Galactica

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Damn, Daniel, Back at it again.

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Lower than the World...

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Reminds me of a Chris Rock joke...

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Does she still get secret service if she divorces him?

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It is a purple baby

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“Don’t react”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lady is wearing Scooby-Doo colors.

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Just set it... AND FORGET IT!

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Kid was already eating something else. This is just a bartender cutting someone off and calling them a cab.

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Yea usually they crash! Good thing they both came out safe

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This is my first 3 hours in Skyrim, Fallout, RDR2 Online...

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At 0:38 he’s training to be the first one in at six flags

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As a young kid my mother would fill the almost empty jar with hot water and tell me to drink this. I haven't thought about it in many years.

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Bad person - bad handwriting. It looks atrocious.

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My god, it’s full of stars

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Suddenly in the mood for Taco Bell

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Hold my carrots...

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Does your Costco have an onion grinder for the hot dogs?

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A company I used to work for went from 2-ply to 1-ply. I opened up the dispenser and routed the second roll to pull with the first!

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For the favorite picture on the internet... no one mentions how Oogie-Boogie is about to take that kid to Halloween Town.

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