OakElephant

320 pts · March 18, 2016


Here to find my long lost mom. If you’re out there mom... come home?

pitter patter, lets get at'er

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha so it says: The surgery is happening tmr at 8 am, there will be no food or water after 10 pm tonight. Surgery in Mandarin = open knife.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is how a bear is born ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super Prego!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He causes a short long enough for Epstein’s cell cam to go out that night

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing says you lied on your resume but still got the part lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I buy that hammer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australia? Australia.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a yearbooks worth of names and last words here. My guess is this flag was signed days before deployment. send it to the JP embassy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s over 99999!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I give that a tent out of tent!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that’s a $500 hug plus tax

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lifes tough for pimp these days

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super baptized!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is only room for one historical queen

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witness him!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s fishy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me play you the song of my people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He is the bridge troll, you must answer his three meowsterious riddles

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something is wrong here, better check your pornhub settings

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the first machine rave was born

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something tells me she sees the same action at the bar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When your little brother discovers morning wood

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can kill in LARGE doses

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The universe is a giant pepper grinder, got it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the human equivalent of reverse parking

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to believe that their tails wag at the same beat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0