Reasons why I can't have nice things: -I hoard them. Like a dragon, but not. -I sometimes break them. -If I don't break them, my cat will break them. -Because all my money goes into Steam. And bills. Steam and bills. -No, fuck you, they're my things, bitch I'll bite you. Obligatory selfie: http://i.imgur.com/ymWNQ4G.jpg