MRW I stood in line at the theater tonight and a girl yelled out, "You're my boyfriend. Why are you making me watch this 'Fifty Shades' bulls**t?!?"
Found some outdated science textbooks at work today...
Turtle Power!
Savage AF
She finally watched Parks & Rec!!!
MRW I suggest 6 places to eat and my gf shoots then all down and then when I ask where she wants to eat, she says, "Anywhere is fine."
Batman weds Mrs. Doubtfire and Boba Fett
I took a picture of my beer and my dog thought I was giving her a treat.
Bad Parenting 101
Nokia phone comments gone wild.
That's my girl!
When the people around me are fighting over Trump versus Clinton and I'm just sitting here like...
That's my girl!