Occifer

1323 pts ยท May 22, 2015


I compulsively make terrible jokes.

Peepers out to kill his whole family again. RIP Big Marge.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a pack of cabin air filters and whenever i go get the oil changed and these dudes pull it I just hand them the new one i keep behind my seat and say thanks.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kenny became a marine biologist.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No one remembers @shittybananas

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Awesome now do some sword-chucks.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hands too big, diaper not full enough.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nature is healing.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgot "Convicted Felon"

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the above commenter was agreeing the poster was a 'bad customer' as they had good chemistry but were unfortunately loud.

3 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Had a friend a while back who started dating this girl and she needed a step by step explanation of what was happening in How to Train Your Dragon.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember watching some supernatural detective anime where some vampire kid killed his mother with a frozen stake of holy water.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So concerned with 'heinous criminals and murderers' that they didnt decide to start with the ones already convicted and in prison with ice holds at release.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, most people rag on cosplayers for inaccurate costumes or just slapping on a wig and a sex harness and calling it cosplay, but you do you.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good work 621.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat snake, natures slinky, a ferret.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lemme know how your family dying to preventable diseases and treatable medical issues denied by insurance works out for you.

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Why would you correct a move from Dragon Ball used by Tien, specifically a bald guy, used to blind opponents? In what way is that related to Hurricane kick?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The last time one of these videos was posted it was mentioned that these types of crab are invasive species to this particular area. I would assume he is trying to catch the shrimp for a similar reason but I wouldnt know.

1 year ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 2

I feel like a couple of those emojis should be swastikas

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His name was Robert Paulson.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's basically just mexicans and salvadorians not getting along

2 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

the thing is tho more than likely the tipper wouldnt come forward if they do get shorted because they know the internet hates them for snitching.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah its funny like that I had a friend (who wasnt a bad player at all) try to take me for hours, I beat him 37 to 0 and then I play a new friend and get ripped to shreds by Wario without taking a stock.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Magwest?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought it sounded like Dry Bones from mario lol

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thats shikanokonokonokonotcool man

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Intermittent fasting works for me, body gets used to eating windows and I eat whatever the fuck I want during them and still lose weight.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no one remembers shittybananas

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0