OctaveUnder

1226 pts ยท November 8, 2012


9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

3FU's? Of course. That'll be 5.95 FU's, sir.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Respect. I, too, measure everything in Freedom Units.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm doin good, baby. How're you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better question, where are you at?

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

If you've not been, I highly recommend checking out the HFY subreddit. So much good stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what I needed this morning. Hip hop hooray for Phil and Niko!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well played. +1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But where are the chicken tendies? I've got my good boy points right here...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hnng that ping

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohmygodohmygod YES!

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

F

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In other words, they fit right in here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmm, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even the occasional... ass "crack"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You could send them to me if you want. As a guy, Im not very good as gf material, but I always appreciate a good ass compliment.

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Hi Dog Sitting, I'm Dad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has a YouTube channel and bakes pies on it? Golly gee, friend! I'll have to check her out! Thanks for the recommendation!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But...a napkin isn't a banana...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it's certainly not even.

10 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 2

Not a lesbian, still aroused.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Damn it, Moon Moon.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an interpretation of the phrase that is generally used by the majority of American culture.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Shit, I'm full-blood American and I do this stuff too... 'Cept for the tea bit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0