OctopusStriptease

796 pts ยท October 8, 2016


Avid lurker curious to learn more about the "upvote algorithm," primarily here to comment and casually post OC.

You're a good aperson1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are a monster and my hero.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kid you not, I first thought they were playing tug of war and something took a tragic turn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's no accident, that's just dark humor.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

Same, but why was crawling NOT his first idea?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh darn it, now I feel obligated to make one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're a g######ed hero!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

completely unexpected at the time and perhaps one of my greatest videogame achievements. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once I threw a plasma grenade over the wall in Zanzibar multiplayer and it stuck to my brother's face, blacking out his screen. It was (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work 3rd shift at a local gas station, and the amount of people here that looked EXACTLY like the regular lottery junkies is scary

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Decided to take the time to read all the comments here, and you Asshats, you made my day.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is flubbin adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 30-something uncle still keeps this poster on the was above his bed. I have fond memories of learning PlayStation controls under it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strongly believe it's a repost. Still upvote for Obama locket. +1

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Great example of its use though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*quietly murmurs* I, don't like bacon..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

*awkward man hug*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who can't eat bacon, I too was hoping for something else so I could save the recipe and just leave out the bacon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I seriously had to ask myself who put I fire hydrant in the center of the trolly lane. Too tired. Excited for your excitement though!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they make it to front page I'll buy you a pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DAMN YOU I WAS EATING PIZZA!! DELICIOUS PIZZA!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Additionally, so gentle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE HELL AND WHY?!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a few questions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds too StarWars

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only in Russia are drunk drivers capable of pulling this sorta thing off without smashing into the first wall and giving up.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

+1 for sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Synths maybe? Fallout 4? In milk? 3D print? Under a desk lamp? In that one room that's not exactly an office but is otherwise empty to use?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't particularly care, but I didn't wanna see the "-1" point. Ride this disinterest to victory my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, typically I hate Cera posts, but this one caught me and so you deserve this. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0