OneMoreLime

71334 pts · August 24, 2022


We Gonna Celebrate! Limón awy yea...

How do you... how are you supposed to... idk how that's gonna fit up my ass.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The boiling other people alive factory but like WE might be other people and I don't like that...

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Keep laughing old man and we'll double the strength of the weed again.

6 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

If not earth why earth shaped?

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tragic figure

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Costco has favorable projections for Kirkmas.

8 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He's not cool enough to be a proper villain he's more like the meme of the guy poking shit with a stick saying come on do a revolution.

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Idk about the asterisk but I'll certainly drink to that.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right wing radicalization propaganda material is no joke.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Putting money over racism is pretty much the only American instinct left in the republicant party.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except 5% of the time it says they're red.

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He reinvested them in "Gold Corp (not a scam) LLC" on our behalf.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair even before he got proper dementia he only really ever understood 9/11 as a tragedy because 1. big buildings fell down (Donald really does like big buildings) and 2. A good excuse to be publicly xenophobic and racist in the wake of the attack.

11 hours ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Except with physical pain and for fun.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"I believe in blood" is 100% nazi rhetoric over the line bro.

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

You can indeed intubate a corpse. In fact if they used his corpse to let medical students practice the procedure it might be the only positive contribution his existence ever created.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Charlie like wtf that's not the kitchen.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not that the republicans doubt the dems will deliver on such a promise, its that they would rather no one gets a pony if there's even a chance anyone they don't like would get pony too.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually the police are typically career killers in this timeline too.

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

#7 Trampoline and knee brace, I wonder which came first.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only time the government will give you 5k is if 5k isn't worth shit.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gas stations always had double digit dollar displays and anyoho suggests otherwise is a traitor! /s

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People that don't trust immigrants because they are other aren't too far off disliking disabled people because they are other. In fact if they succeeded in keep out all the immigrants I imagine they would love to spend their time harassing blind people

1 day ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

No the CEO doesn't count...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close but I think his weak spot is more about everyone else's underage daughter.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not really because along with the violence I imagine the man is actually bringing home money (not saying this excuses anything) my point is that the current administration is not providing anything of substance in return. A better metaphor would be an independently wealthy woman whose parents urge her to stay with a violent unemployed man because "dont you know you need a man around the house?"

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Talk about a confirmed kill

1 day ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Can they do that?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0