OneNumpty

548 pts · November 24, 2016


What's wrong with it is that it's Tennent's.

I kid, but you serve anyone a pint of lager with more than 5% head on it round these parts and you're likely to be washing it out of your shirt after your shift.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#6 heh, local roadsign comedy made me do the Leonardo pointing meme irl

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a sweetroll. Probably stolen.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the reason GTA 6 is taking so long is because Rockstar have to rewrite the plot every week in order to keep their satire of Florida up-to-date. It must be exhausting.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Its the name of my Organisation and MC

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 see there's only 3 people with my name on Facebook, including me. I probably wouldn't win the fight, but it would be over quicker.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you got any evidence of this hateful spiteful bigotry? Or do you just love the UK too much?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kushner's face is definitely one of a man who's looking at the man his wife is fucking

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The death throes of Britain are sure dragging on. Just get the rest of us tae fuck and let England crack on being the boomer of geopolitics.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At the one in Dundee the manager just chucks chairs at cunts that act up

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To phone the police because he thought we were 'one of them when in reality my friend is just a massive troll.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine once got us ran out of a bar by playing songs by convicted/suspected paedos. Someone twigged 3 songs in and threatened 1/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doctor Who is just 60 years of contradictory continuity. Accepting that there is no canon helps in enjoying the more batshit stories

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

It's alarming how tame House of Cards seems in comparison to real life now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Torness NPP in East Lothian

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbf, I'd go wild and buy that many 2L bottles of Irn Bru if they were £1.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're welcome. I'm looking to explore more so there will hopefully be more to come

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure pal, you keep on believing America is the only country that ever does anything important.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

British, British-born in America, British, German, American, British, American, Japanese, American (unless you mean WWW, which is British)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could the rest of the government not just, y'know, ignore Trump? It's a bit undemocratic, I know, but when your other option is insanity...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lengths people will go to just to not wear a mask for an hour is horrifying.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck off, it's not true, it never was true. People need to stop believing Facebook chain mail. Might as well share before you're cursed.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ye wantae go doon the clundie tae scoff some pehs? Eh've goat twa. Ane's ingin'

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having been on the receiving end of people like this in my work, you get used to it after a while. Some people have no self awareness.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all motherfuckers gonna have to start screening for racist views on applications

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey guys, remember when House of Cards was a hypothetical look at a villain president and not a view of a preferable alternate reality?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If Anakin had reached his full potential before getting chopped up he'd probably be crushing star destroyers with the force if not more.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0