Onlyamusingtomyself

893 pts · May 10, 2017


If your name is david you're probably freaking out right now. RUN DAVID!

When you spend your entire day somewhere that is your private life.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone who voted for him is in a dysfunctional relationship. He manipulated you so much you've been guilted into protecting him because you feel like an attack on him is an attack on you.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lasted through 3 wives I think you mean. His boy Epstein knew how to keep his spirits high! Gross, but let's not forget what he likes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goth? Fetishized? Nooooo never!

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Your dad just climbed on top and stared blankly at the headboard. Your mom gently brushed his arm and he's like "don't touch me! I'm not some perverted fetishist!"

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sounds like an awkward first time but hey mine wasn't much better.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah but none of his other works quell the sadness I feel deep inside that comes out about once a year.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 the plural in the language would be moozaag if anyone is wondering. Many mooses.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Elon musk's ex? Glad she's still getting work.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those aren't mom jeans, but they are mom genes.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just remember to apply this logic to everything that is marketed to you. A lot of problems and even more solutions are completely fabricated.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every geologist I've worked with. Start talking all schist and gneiss and y'all foam at the mouth.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're proud enough to ask that question unironically then congratulations you did it. No more need for a month.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes OSHA sad

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serpa Design on YouTube because Tanner deserves recognition for being a wholesome content creator!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So imagine if Schrodinger had a closet....

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I felt that in my soul. Been on both sides of this! Be kind to each other and we'll make it through. 😁

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me doctor, what symptoms did the TV tell you to look for? Crying in the shower?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sometimes you just need a break to be silly

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who had to contribute to a lacking wikipedia article for a college course I can tell you that Wikipedia is painfully hard to contribute to in a misguided way. Don't even get me started on contributing photos.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are just tryna smash don't mind them.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maaan remember lower standards? People ask for so much these days. The music has to be *just right* and the setting has to be *just right*

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

As long as Felix is happy I'm happy

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I took care of a Herring gull at one of my jobs. It was like a little puppy when I had shrimp for it and it was always polite when it was time for bed. Don't hate on the gulls they are just hungry and not picky 🥲

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They all just have a ligament that acts up when it's about to rain. Does that help?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1