OptimusDad

3697 pts ยท September 22, 2016


First round game 7 loss.... Here they go again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a destroyed wrap once. She calls me dad now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fertilizes it's self

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How the hell do you beat that....? Also, how the hell do you keep score so I can try

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, I would happily trade places with you for a few weeks every year.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew when I caught myself admiring Tupperware in store.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Taking the dog out for a drag

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Same person who wants the deer crossing sign moved because they don't think it's safe for deer to cross there.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it like Aussie spam?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Definitely the bear necessities of life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And this one will make you think you're a moose

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm betting on politics.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too..... And ya I have a car as well. I like to leave my car and walk places. Backpack is easier to carry than a duffle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet..... Mature content for you, forever.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha haha thanks guys

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got the Swedish made penis enlarger.... With pump?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd get up in snyder

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Always thought the second half should be "I don't wanna triforcing it." loses something with "and" splitting the word

9 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 1

Ninja level camo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget jungle love ... Its aquarium love

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stack of tire grade rubber condoms for when you bring home that last call hook-up

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ping pongers get all the chicks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know but I'm pretty sure it's hard wood

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best cat pic ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I agree. I support gay rights but I also support common rights for everyone. The baker is a dick but should not have been ruined.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

I like that when you get stuck you can flip to dark mode for a bit until you get it figured out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya because the 1 thing a chick can't find to save her life is a dick pic.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Define willing...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bruins up 3-0 on the Flyers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should release the sequel to Groundhog Day but then just release the exact same movie from the 90s

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1