Orteip

2066 pts · June 1, 2016


Riley Reid?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me, too, but I'm still trying to figure out how it happened.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What, the fake tits?

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

There is a soccer match going to start in about 10min from now between a team from Paris and a team from Barcelona.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The ability to read potato quality gifs...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote for fantasia. I do not get the references to the land bf time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, I stop reading news headline for one day and now I have to go research what lunacy had transpired to inspire this meme.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice job shopping her head into a difft body.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the second post I've seen about trout and hooch. Please tell me what hooch is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy takin a picture of her bewbs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How was there a sequel if the first fart killed everyone? It's just the fart sitting in chair sipping tea.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Someone posted that as a game a while back. Adding one freckle at a time to his face to see who could spot it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come to Darth Harrington's Intergalactic Proton-Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droid Warehouse and Emporium!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I know her! She's from that great show Law&Order-CriminalMinds-SVU-CSI-Miami-something-something-badguyterrorist!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sorry, it was a Seinfeld reference. Didn't realize it wouldn't sound funny in light of what's actually happening.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Aspergilus niger, please!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just don't get posts like these. Yes, I see you have golf clubs. That's nice. Where is the punchline? How am I supposed to laugh at this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was really expecting a lot of useless tools to pop out if it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*the*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get them he hell out of direct sum for starters.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Che cazzo é questa roba?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They wouldn't be able to draw the door as a point.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 5

Check. Mate.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

"Looks like ricotta cheese in a plastic bag if you know what I'm sayin'!!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

What do you mean?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, you didn't just say "add manwich sauce" to a recipe and call it "pasta", did you? No, nope nope nope. Non si puo fare, amico.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Fuck them for literally just telling us what trump said!! Down with with our oldest journalistic institutions!!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0