Orvos

291 pts ยท May 1, 2017


Manslaughter charges in 3... 2...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my defense of 'It says you have it online ' I'm usually letting the person know what it says online as a 'heads up, the website is wrong so you'll probably have an irritated Karen at some point today because of the company website'

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ashley do you mind helping me with this project real quick? 'Can't. I'm a little tied up at the momen' -Ashley probably

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fire Cracker? I hardly know 'er! I'm sorry, I'll see myself out now.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately I do

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anand the ads for this post lol.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just listened to all of RPM in its entirety again for the first time in years and it's amazing how after all these years it still holds so true.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DOOK UR DURGS!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Sometimes you make bad jokes and no one laughs. That's showbiz baby! *Finger guns winks both eyes*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for humoring my stupidity :) I don't want to take away from your journey. Sending love and support friend <3 I'm glad you're getting your affirming care!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! I ended up going 9/9 with 0 red lights in my competition:) albeit 5th place in my weight class. Keep up the good work, and I can't wait to see your progress!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've been on Boston Public Transit for four months? Man, public infrastructure is worse than I thought! Says my stupid brain.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am also competing in my first comp in 6 days. Good luck!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP needs a 'YEAH BUDDY!'

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I am having a great day. I look forward to seeing more of your work and progress!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Light weight baby!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are you looking in my eyes? My boobs are down here! :) Congrats!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twisted metal broke new ground in 'ice cream truck handling physics.'

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Just to waste my with you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I noticed a bunch of dating website ads on our devic es. It turns out that because I work at a school and connect to the faculty wifi... it lumps in all user browsing to generate ads. My wife wasn't trying to cheat on me, single teachers at work are just looking for love. I hope your situation turns out the same!

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Looks good, friend.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I have another gift for my friend and his daughter. Thank you, my friend!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're allowed to think that, I didn't enjoy it and now my ads seem to be berating me to finish it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It came off to me almost like 'it's a prank bro.' It's comedy, why are you annoyed/not laughing?!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Feel free to check it out. I am in the camp of 'they tried to be edgy, but ended up just being cringey/mean.'

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Someone at the DMV was just like "Y'know what? Fuck it. Print it."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good stuff my guy. Thank you for the hearty laugh

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0