Paint87

7628 pts ยท April 9, 2012


Where did you get the sweet black canvas??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP I think you should buy a boat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@mistersavage Can you bust this myth?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

200mL bottles we call them minis, the 50mL we call "sparkplugs" or "airplane size"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like: Ground Control to Art Major.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So then I'm spelling it the right way.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serious question: isn't it spelled cheque? Or am I just being Canadian?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The shear power. GET IT?! SHEARS??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kerning, ladies and gentlemen.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandfather has a knife with a similar situation.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Unions are useful when you need them but they also protect people they shouldn't.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put some bed sheets on!

11 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 3

The old claymation (?) The Little Drummer Boy always made me ball my eyes out as a kid. I'd probably ball my eyes out now as well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Artist here: Why is that awesome painting not done on a stretched canvas or framed properly? Also you ruined your door with those tacks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White rabbit, white rabbit, white rabbit.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a cashier, I've seen ripped polymer bills. It makes me a bit sad.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

My English teachers would not have approved.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazon? Well better cut off a breast then.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See person with a dog without a service dog coat "Ma'am is that a service dog?" "No" "Put it outside. NOW." **Silently curses customer**

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I highly recommend making your own tomato sauce. Your outlook on life will improve greatly.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for a Dragons of Pern mention. :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to scroll all the way down here to find someone who agrees with me but it was worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I came all the way down here to find someone who also knew this and it was worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better yet, this seems like a good time to water your lawn.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the hose.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My teeth suddenly hurt.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But did she say yes to the dress?

12 years ago | Likes 605 Dislikes 5

Guelph Ontario did it first.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I'm guessing you don't own a glue gun?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0