214 pts ยท December 16, 2012
I'm a chunky monkey from funky town, who likes big butts and I cannot lie.
As a secondary in a polyamorous relationship. This.
I sometimes eat like several months old eggs. As long as they don't smell like shit, man.
#4. Fuck this. Fuck it all.
Dude. This is insane. And fucking awesome!
I think this puts me in the whale category. My curves are placed wrong, haha.
Agreed. They can fuck too.
I want one.
I'll take it. And love it.
*cries*
Hahahaha!
A day closer to the awesome life that will come when the shit passes. Stay alive, human. A brighter day is closer than you think!
Or dick ice cream if you want to push it a little :p
Hahaha!
And beer. Don't forget the beer.
Some of us don't cheat, I promise.
If this looks like a butthole monster to you, go see your doctor.
Hahaha! Glorious!
Thank you for using your time on me. I like you!
My emotions are super fucked up right now, but all your comments moved me just a tiny bit (a lot) and nearly made me cry, haha.
The only thing is the risk of getting infections and that it leaves scars and shit, but I would still be willing, haha.
I'm into that, and I would do it IRL if I found someone to do it with.
Someone should do this in Bergen!
I'm so happy for you. I've recovered pretty good myself. My doctors think I had some kind of infection in one of my arteries.
We cry.
True, but it happens.
I really hope you're okay now. It was an absolutely terrifying experience for me personally.
I had stroke after stroke but was told I had mutating migraines. Sorry about the migraine. It fucking hurts like a bitch.
Wow, I haven't even noticed all the feedback. Thank you, human beings!
We call him Tussi.
Ellers da?
As a secondary in a polyamorous relationship. This.
I sometimes eat like several months old eggs. As long as they don't smell like shit, man.
#4. Fuck this. Fuck it all.
Dude. This is insane. And fucking awesome!
I think this puts me in the whale category. My curves are placed wrong, haha.
Agreed. They can fuck too.
I want one.
I'll take it. And love it.
*cries*
Hahahaha!
A day closer to the awesome life that will come when the shit passes. Stay alive, human. A brighter day is closer than you think!
Or dick ice cream if you want to push it a little :p
Hahaha!
And beer. Don't forget the beer.
Some of us don't cheat, I promise.
If this looks like a butthole monster to you, go see your doctor.
Hahaha! Glorious!
Thank you for using your time on me. I like you!
My emotions are super fucked up right now, but all your comments moved me just a tiny bit (a lot) and nearly made me cry, haha.
The only thing is the risk of getting infections and that it leaves scars and shit, but I would still be willing, haha.
I'm into that, and I would do it IRL if I found someone to do it with.
Someone should do this in Bergen!
I'm so happy for you. I've recovered pretty good myself. My doctors think I had some kind of infection in one of my arteries.
We cry.
True, but it happens.
I really hope you're okay now. It was an absolutely terrifying experience for me personally.
I had stroke after stroke but was told I had mutating migraines. Sorry about the migraine. It fucking hurts like a bitch.
Wow, I haven't even noticed all the feedback. Thank you, human beings!
We call him Tussi.
Ellers da?