ParmaJawn

1026 pts · November 18, 2014


Don’t rape children is apparently a liberal view.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

May your mustard be forever watery!!!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Huey, Duey or Eeeeeeeewey?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did the ball go?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, as soon as I listened to this without my ears closed it made sooooo much sense. Omg.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That means it’s only 708 days till your first single pineapple. Congrats!

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ADHD spider.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Double it!?! 6 1/2 dozen of these nasty nuggets?! Woof.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how were those weird-ass beans?!?

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I’m gunna go see if my old Subie can do that!

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#5 this sounds like it was written by a mosquito.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There better be a goddamn goose coming

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Izzy Deshler

3 months ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

Money money money money!

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! That’s my setup.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllll shit.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

OMG!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There’s no WAY!!

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey Fucker ❤️

4 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

The ump is signaling a dead ball. This is not a legal catch so the matter is awarded a base and I think anyone on base gets a base as well.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Saturn

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same way I tightened my cassette tapes.

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Can they play my wedding?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve been entering the most ludicrous answers to those surveys for over a year now. This one is perfect. I’d love to see their profile on me.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Lillie bitty Monica in my life..

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GoeFUCK

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is not the fault of the man who rapes kids. It is the fault of the Republican Party. They can stop it any time. Everything is their fault

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Set a record for most field goals in a superbowl.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

BFD! Burn ALL the pedos. ALL OF THEM. I do not give one rip about their policies. Only their depravities.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

When are our reps going to start calling the BS out? Fuck “misinformation” - it’s lies. Hearings need to be dedicated to this. All filibusters need to just be this.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0