PatrickRandolph

2085 pts · May 12, 2015


B'duh

Now that’s the definition of Cruisin for a bruisin.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog has seen some shit man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whiskertits McAssholepaws

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Made in China

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which is bullshit...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Combo with sweet peppers... combo sweet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sound like a gay kid... no worries, love is love.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yup

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Learn how to eat pussy, pussy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You just ruined the gif and Nash Bridges for me forever, you son of a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you voted for Trump, u is a Nazi... and you know what we do with Nazis, right? I will get my scalps.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

21 years

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I first read this as "my father is a moron..." good times.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Non of that is canon anymore????

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 4

A death mark is not an easy thing to live with, good luck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wasn't an engineer... just the dude you imprisoned the engineer and forced him to build his weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat plays for Duke basketball

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get these to Conan right now

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

U have just started a war with an opponent that will literally divest every moment of their being in making sure they come out on top. Cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladies and gentlemen... Andrew Shaw. Love em.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can you image the neck strain when they wake up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 but if you voted for a candidate because you thought he/she can end it... you take the dumbshit trophy... see everyone gets a trophy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

1/2 This is a struggle that will never end... both sides are absolutely convinced they're right and both sides are absolutely dumb.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Freddie got fingered is a great fucking movie. Fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hurricane Grab em by the Pussy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once the dog sees he is on camera, he's like "bssshhh this bitch, c'mon dawg. I just wanted to Netflix and chill for a second."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Hey Matt... say hi to your mother for me."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love drugs!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0