Story of my life right now
Every damn time, with horses too
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It’s not even hump day yet.....
That thing I never knew I needed until now
Fall is the best time of the year!
Adult problems
Just Do It
This was my brain last night
I tell my spouse that I buy these for the kids but then I eat them at night when they are in bed
From 1999, something tells me he would now site a different day as the worst day of his life.....
Needs more cowbell
Who you gonna call
Baby shark
Made me laugh
Ever wonder how many sofas can fit on top of a pickup truck
When you want a hotdog but don’t have enough time to eat it and drink water
I have lost many bags of baby carrots after forgetting about them
Who could say no to such a polite face?
This would be hilarious at a party
Get some use out of those clubbing boots
The more you know
Chicago’s highway signs are spreading anti-ketchup propaganda
Got a little snow, sexy banana for scale
Freezer pops for adults
Is someone dying? Yes, the answer is still no
Takes me back to my youth, saw these at the store today
If that bag ain’t fresh don’t nobody want it
But that chop salad is so good
Interesting design
It’s a penis koozie
You can always count on Bryan Christ for a can of cold Coors Light
Offensive Crayons, Auschwitz Ash, spiritual but not religious are my favorites
Their nether regions must have had to grow unusually strong to make up for their lack of arms
Yes, yes I do
In this house
Who has time for separate loads?
A shitter with a view, trail side while hiking in Colorado
The best of Chuck Norris
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
When the kids ask how your day went
“The only snack that fills them up and absolves their sins”
There is at least one asshole in every bunch
Every store and gas station near me right about now, if you replace the milk in this picture with beer
Thank You to all those who have served our country! Was fortunate enough to visit Arlington National Cemetery a few years back and took these photos
#1 on the worst cities to live in list
So are the girls in those trucks, I mean they could at least cut them some air holes...
Never realized that space below the radio was a gun holder.
Who doesn't enjoy a good footlong?
Netflix time for me
It's those damn dollar bins, they get me everytime, I mean of course I have always needed bandaids with unicorns on them
I pity the fool
Nailed it
For all you teachers out there
This is how I feel today
Hmmmmm am I in the circle, better make a run just in case
This happened to me today
Can someone please tell me where I can find these free razors they speak of, my husbands are pretty expensive