PerfectPieWrecker

44816 pts · October 27, 2017


Mango ice tea connoisseur

Story of my life right now

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 791

Every damn time, with horses too

Points 1847
Comments 138
Views 105717

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Points 704
Comments 70
Views 78656

It’s not even hump day yet.....

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 957

That thing I never knew I needed until now

Points 117
Comments 27
Views 5097

Fall is the best time of the year!

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 1808

Adult problems

Points 2770
Comments 78
Views 126103

Just Do It

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 2986

This was my brain last night

Points 36
Comments 13
Views 3155

I tell my spouse that I buy these for the kids but then I eat them at night when they are in bed

Points 1248
Comments 73
Views 94614

From 1999, something tells me he would now site a different day as the worst day of his life.....

Points 27
Comments 8
Views 4150

Needs more cowbell

Points 47
Comments 9
Views 5127

Who you gonna call

Points 54
Comments 7
Views 3346

Baby shark

Points 43
Comments 8
Views 3263

Made me laugh

Points 2442
Comments 41
Views 126029

Ever wonder how many sofas can fit on top of a pickup truck

Points 1247
Comments 134
Views 99545

When you want a hotdog but don’t have enough time to eat it and drink water

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 3088

I have lost many bags of baby carrots after forgetting about them

Points 70
Comments 8
Views 4706

Who could say no to such a polite face?

Points 96
Comments 3
Views 4493

This would be hilarious at a party

Points 38
Comments 7
Views 3408

Get some use out of those clubbing boots

Points 48
Comments 10
Views 3849

The more you know

Points 43
Comments 14
Views 4887

Chicago’s highway signs are spreading anti-ketchup propaganda

Points 33
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Views 3526

Got a little snow, sexy banana for scale

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 4404

Freezer pops for adults

Points 44
Comments 16
Views 4401

Is someone dying? Yes, the answer is still no

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 2759

Takes me back to my youth, saw these at the store today

Points 53
Comments 28
Views 2500

If that bag ain’t fresh don’t nobody want it

Points 84
Comments 7
Views 7027

But that chop salad is so good

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Comments 4
Views 1389

Interesting design

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 3187

It’s a penis koozie

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 1452

You can always count on Bryan Christ for a can of cold Coors Light

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 2715

Offensive Crayons, Auschwitz Ash, spiritual but not religious are my favorites

Points 42
Comments 19
Views 2842

Their nether regions must have had to grow unusually strong to make up for their lack of arms

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 3244

Yes, yes I do

Points 29
Comments 11
Views 3239

In this house

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 1029

Who has time for separate loads?

Points 6004
Comments 650
Views 201264

A shitter with a view, trail side while hiking in Colorado

Points 73
Comments 16
Views 5502

The best of Chuck Norris

Points 3049
Comments 299
Views 170543

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Points 24
Comments 26
Views 2155

When the kids ask how your day went

Points 52
Comments 4
Views 4670

“The only snack that fills them up and absolves their sins”

Points 47
Comments 10
Views 4316

There is at least one asshole in every bunch

Points 43
Comments 14
Views 3369

Every store and gas station near me right about now, if you replace the milk in this picture with beer

Points 32
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Views 2812

Thank You to all those who have served our country! Was fortunate enough to visit Arlington National Cemetery a few years back and took these photos

Points 28
Comments 2
Views 1261

#1 on the worst cities to live in list

Points 93
Comments 14
Views 5602

So are the girls in those trucks, I mean they could at least cut them some air holes...

Points 30
Comments 12
Views 5450

Never realized that space below the radio was a gun holder.

Points 64
Comments 35
Views 5745

Who doesn't enjoy a good footlong?

Points 16
Comments 5
Views 2195

Netflix time for me

Points 2413
Comments 148
Views 137902

It's those damn dollar bins, they get me everytime, I mean of course I have always needed bandaids with unicorns on them

Points 58
Comments 12
Views 3505

I pity the fool

Points 1328
Comments 46
Views 103434

Nailed it

Points 1039
Comments 33
Views 69886

For all you teachers out there

Points 1716
Comments 32
Views 131704

This is how I feel today

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 1215

Hmmmmm am I in the circle, better make a run just in case

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 1191

This happened to me today

Points 83
Comments 10
Views 5848

Can someone please tell me where I can find these free razors they speak of, my husbands are pretty expensive

Points 79
Comments 122
Views 3840
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