239 pts ยท December 29, 2013
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Men in Tights
Stollen is my f*cking jam yo!
Red, easy. I don't do blondes
Prolly more like a 2.5 world country
I may be a Nerd. Saw the first one, and my mind INSTANTLY went "Pass into the iris!"
Nerd mode engaged: That particular Twi'lek commonly used 2 lightsabers. *slinks back to cave*
His owners are cool people too :-)
As someone with weak joints and a fear of heights, some of those are WAY nope
He is. Jean Grey has once levitated him to dance with him at her wedding, prolly the closest to the mentioned scenario
Don't worry too much about learning to use your trunk, most men take 30 years to learn that.
The only collection I have that is growing, is my debt
Thank you immunity cat
In my experience, boobs are fun regardless of size. I enjoy playing with them, big or small
Yeah? Well I drew a stickfigure once, so there!
Right in my nostalgia
Watched them all on mobile. You're not the boss of me
Now listen here you little shit...
And here I expected the last pic to be Kanye with a Kanye action figure...
Heh... heh... farting bird... heh...
Damnit, I'll need to vacuum with all this shedding
You're pretty, good job on that
He may have DONE it with his hands, but I bet he LEARNED how on the internet :-P
I'm pretty sure it's also considered food outside of Japan
You did a thing. Good on you
That's hillarious
"Nah, it's right next to your house in bitchville"
As long as one of them isn't a square, you're all set
Why is it, I imagine it opening it's mouth and going "...FUCK!"
Tango & Cash or Ben & Jerry
Imnotevenmadthatsimpressive.jpg
Men in Tights
Stollen is my f*cking jam yo!
Red, easy. I don't do blondes
Prolly more like a 2.5 world country
I may be a Nerd. Saw the first one, and my mind INSTANTLY went "Pass into the iris!"
Nerd mode engaged: That particular Twi'lek commonly used 2 lightsabers. *slinks back to cave*
His owners are cool people too :-)
As someone with weak joints and a fear of heights, some of those are WAY nope
He is. Jean Grey has once levitated him to dance with him at her wedding, prolly the closest to the mentioned scenario
Don't worry too much about learning to use your trunk, most men take 30 years to learn that.
The only collection I have that is growing, is my debt
Thank you immunity cat
In my experience, boobs are fun regardless of size. I enjoy playing with them, big or small
Yeah? Well I drew a stickfigure once, so there!
Right in my nostalgia
Watched them all on mobile. You're not the boss of me
Now listen here you little shit...
And here I expected the last pic to be Kanye with a Kanye action figure...
Heh... heh... farting bird... heh...
Damnit, I'll need to vacuum with all this shedding
You're pretty, good job on that
He may have DONE it with his hands, but I bet he LEARNED how on the internet :-P
I'm pretty sure it's also considered food outside of Japan
You did a thing. Good on you
That's hillarious
"Nah, it's right next to your house in bitchville"
As long as one of them isn't a square, you're all set
Why is it, I imagine it opening it's mouth and going "...FUCK!"
Tango & Cash or Ben & Jerry