PersonHuman

8384 pts ยท April 18, 2016


Human person

No dickbutt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I learned something.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Is..... Is she a good girl?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

him at school later.

9 years ago | Likes 490 Dislikes 10

With a free side of attempted suicide.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Graffiti is gonna be way easier to read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of his adorbs cases aren't nearly this serious.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's one of the best. He even learned how to sit like a champ just the other day.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And THAT is how you get the ladies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a star wars blanket. I think that's the red lightsaber.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure that's how 'Motorboating' works.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah unts unts unts... What the hell is that shit in the background?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND LOUDER AND LOUUUUUUUDER.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst is when there's another toy on the floor that she can't fit. The crying. Oh god the crying.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You monster!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

good dump mmmm yes good indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW I heard him say "president Comey" 5 times in that dumpster fire of a question.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Either you're pregnant, have cancer, or hep C. Either way congrats.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

And ponies and racecars and golden yachts too!

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 29

The vast majority come here via airplane. Very effect against walls.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I'd love to see the stats on how many legal residents take advantage of the same shit.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 11

What business pays 31 grand under the table? My father's construction company would be audited to hell and back for trying that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Everything he pays for in America is subject to sales tax. Or does he also happen to live in that circumstance as well?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

He's not koalafied to drive!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is a sandwich. Perhaps a sammitch. But it is NOT a burger. Good day sir.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0