Sir, I SWEAR there was bird!
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2
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MFW I found out I'm going to be an officer in the US Air Force
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17
MRW I play Civilization for for the first time
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MRW all my friends do better than me on a test
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5
137
Just want to tell my story if thats ok.. take two..
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37
Yes. Yes he was.
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MRW I looked at my bill for college and I have a balance of -$308.00
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Can't believe it's been four years. No woman like her in the world, here's to you mom
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TIL I can control Norway with rat poison
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