Phreddlicious

34520 pts ยท December 20, 2015


Goddamn, she was hot.

She still is, but she used to be hot, too.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

While Harvey Birdman is probably my favorite out of the bunch, I still proudly show off my Space Ghost tattoo.

4 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#1 The flag's upside down.... Not exactly sure what that would signify...

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 That's a radroach, not a cockroach, and not knowing the difference is why you weren't invited to the party.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's on a 2 month vacation, so got her to fill in for him. He asked Colbert, but he turned it down saying it was too soon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Ringing that damn bell was one of the most emotionally draining things I've ever done. I put all of the anger, fear, relief, and hope I've kept bottled up into that ring.

2 weeks ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Daredevil: Born Again. Kingpin won the mayoral election.

2 weeks ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Nah. I gotta have music. It distracts the easily-distracted part of my brain so the rest of it can concentrate on what needs done.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Richard Stumblebeef

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dj lobsterdust does god-tier mashups. Up there with Kleptones. Been a fan of theirs for years.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck cancer.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Our GM had the last name Wight, and he was having problems pronouncing Southeast Asian names. Everyone was giving him grief about it. I chimed in with: "It's not his fault he can't pronounce Chinese names. You know two Wongs don't make a Wight."

We had to take a 10 minute break because everyone was laughing too hard to continue.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

If it's a guy giving a gal a compliment, it can be seen as... Something unwanted. However, it goes a lot further if you compliment her on something she chose (hairstyle, outfit, shoes, etc.), rather than something she's born with (looks, smile, etc.).

For outfits, though, make sure it's about the outfit and not her. "That dress is awesome" had a very different vibe than "that dress looks really good on you"

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Damn, I wish I was hung.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a snake in my bike!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Think of sex like broccoli. Some people love that shit. Some people enjoy it with the right meal. Some people just don't like it at all, whether it's because of the texture or taste or whatever. For me, I become nauseous at the smell of cooked broccoli. We all have different tastes when it comes to broccoli.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No. Some people just aren't into sex, for whatever reason. Low libido usually means you're just not in the mood. For some Aces (asexual people), the mere thought of sex is disturbing and/or disgusting.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

No. There's a difference between romance and sex. Just because you like dates and cuddles doesn't mean you enjoy (or are interested in) sex.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

'Cause I wanna make my life
Worth the grief
We leave behind
So I'll just take my time
Stop and smell the roses
Once in a while
Death is patient
Life is long, until it's not
But I just hope that you'll remember my songs
The day that I'm gone


-"Good Grief" by Durry

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

To add additional context, there are certain people on certain "news" networks that claim that the pool is blue, and that the green that people claim to see is just a trick of the light.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make that four.

2 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Let Late Night Imgur deal with this!

Wait ... Wrong LNI?

2 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Always upvote Hank.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My condolences on needing to go there.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Jackie Chan's Madea

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Holy shit, that's dope as fuck!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My theory: the right just wants to see these women naked.

3 months ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 2