Have you eaten your hamburgers today, imgur?
Coming back to imgur after several months away
MFW someone asks me what the worst part of imgur is
I think my favorite thing about growing up watching Godzilla is encountering people who know nothing about Godzilla
Back in junior high, they'd call me "Sergeant Cocksucker." Now that I'm in the ROTC...
MRW every goddamn night a flock of geese fly over my house.
The most entertainment I've gotten out of Tumblr in over a year
No one knows what it's like to be the Batman
Spider-Man saves the day
Have some Batfeels
MFW when my friend says she really hopes they cast Orlando Bloom as Dr. Strange
That feeling when you ace the test everyone else failed.
RWBY
Nothing to see here, move along
Oh, so all my shit gets downvoted, eh? I guess it's not front page material like Patdickbutt, circlejerking or tits.
Dude, have you ever really looked at the ocean? I mean, not just LOOKED I mean, like... LOOKED.
MRW every third Tuesday of the month at 3:34 AM I go across the street to masturbate in the sprinklers, but Batman beat me there.
TFW you watch your friends try to play a trivia game
bub
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"Oh, you go on 4chan? What's it like?"
When two girls demand you decide which of them is prettier.
A REAL unpopular opinion for your consideration
Everyone gets in trouble
"Hey, Pillock, so glad you could make it!" "Shouldn't you be wearing pants?" "No."
They stopped me on the roof and said I'd be put on academic probation if I poured my ant buckets on the sorority's picnic.
Submitting to usersub while working through depression
How I picture all the people who feel the need to tell imgur how unique they are for disliking Pokemon
Do it
My first day on Tumblr
Trying to let myself be hyped for the next Man of Steel, so I made some shields in Paint.
This May, the most terrifying beast of cinema returns to the big screen
When you click "Discover" on Twitter and realize something in your life needs to change.
"Come on, son. Why don't you turn off that computer and go outside, get some fresh air?"
Found a nest of spiders in my garage. Literally hundreds. Wish me luck.
As a college student living with two other guys, this is my sorrow.
I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF DIO!
The REAL situation with Obama and Syria, laid out plain and simple.
I'm not sure you're Frank to Frank such a Frank
Watching skinny white girls try to twerk in the club
I don't know what I was expecting.
That cunning fiend, the Riddler came to torment 4chan. Good thing Batman was there to stop him.
So when I go to my profile, it's sorted by worst comments from top. It used to be that newest was my default. How do I change it back?
Imgur's been liking anime lately, right? Why aren't you watching Gundam Build Fighters? It just wrapped up recently.
You think you have it tough growing up today? Try spending your childhood under Stalin...
In celebration of my 2,000th Karma point, I humbly present my Facebook douche-bombing to the circlejerk. (I'm red)
My first time on late night imgur. Am I ready?
When all your relatives get drunk at Christmas dinner, and you have to stay sober to drive them home
Sorry I'm not much of an artist, but I needed to vent and the bear doesn't cut it.
You were so close, hon. You were almost wise.
A caption would only make it worse
Seriously, what did you people expect when you made this?
Imgur, none of my friends can see it, but I swear the resemblance is uncanny. Am I crazy, or..?
My professor brought my starving, poor ass a basket full of Red Lobster biscuits...
I'm scared, guys... WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME?!
I didn't wake up at the crack of dawn for this bullshit. I'm going back to bed.
I've been on imgur for a year! I haven't really done anything cool (nor do I own a cat) so I guess here's a picture of me and the voice actor who played GIR in Invader Zim