Pillock

12308 pts ยท October 18, 2012


Have you eaten your hamburgers today, imgur?

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Comments 8
Views 22582

Coming back to imgur after several months away

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Views 5532

MFW someone asks me what the worst part of imgur is

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I think my favorite thing about growing up watching Godzilla is encountering people who know nothing about Godzilla

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Back in junior high, they'd call me "Sergeant Cocksucker." Now that I'm in the ROTC...

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MRW every goddamn night a flock of geese fly over my house.

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The most entertainment I've gotten out of Tumblr in over a year

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No one knows what it's like to be the Batman

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Spider-Man saves the day

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Have some Batfeels

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MFW when my friend says she really hopes they cast Orlando Bloom as Dr. Strange

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That feeling when you ace the test everyone else failed.

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Views 360

RWBY

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Views 741

Nothing to see here, move along

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Oh, so all my shit gets downvoted, eh? I guess it's not front page material like Patdickbutt, circlejerking or tits.

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Dude, have you ever really looked at the ocean? I mean, not just LOOKED I mean, like... LOOKED.

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MRW every third Tuesday of the month at 3:34 AM I go across the street to masturbate in the sprinklers, but Batman beat me there.

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TFW you watch your friends try to play a trivia game

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bub

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"Oh, you go on 4chan? What's it like?"

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When two girls demand you decide which of them is prettier.

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A REAL unpopular opinion for your consideration

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Everyone gets in trouble

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"Hey, Pillock, so glad you could make it!" "Shouldn't you be wearing pants?" "No."

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They stopped me on the roof and said I'd be put on academic probation if I poured my ant buckets on the sorority's picnic.

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Submitting to usersub while working through depression

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How I picture all the people who feel the need to tell imgur how unique they are for disliking Pokemon

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Do it

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My first day on Tumblr

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Trying to let myself be hyped for the next Man of Steel, so I made some shields in Paint.

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This May, the most terrifying beast of cinema returns to the big screen

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When you click "Discover" on Twitter and realize something in your life needs to change.

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"Come on, son. Why don't you turn off that computer and go outside, get some fresh air?"

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Found a nest of spiders in my garage. Literally hundreds. Wish me luck.

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As a college student living with two other guys, this is my sorrow.

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I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF DIO!

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The REAL situation with Obama and Syria, laid out plain and simple.

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I'm not sure you're Frank to Frank such a Frank

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Watching skinny white girls try to twerk in the club

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I don't know what I was expecting.

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That cunning fiend, the Riddler came to torment 4chan. Good thing Batman was there to stop him.

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So when I go to my profile, it's sorted by worst comments from top. It used to be that newest was my default. How do I change it back?

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Imgur's been liking anime lately, right? Why aren't you watching Gundam Build Fighters? It just wrapped up recently.

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You think you have it tough growing up today? Try spending your childhood under Stalin...

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In celebration of my 2,000th Karma point, I humbly present my Facebook douche-bombing to the circlejerk. (I'm red)

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My first time on late night imgur. Am I ready?

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When all your relatives get drunk at Christmas dinner, and you have to stay sober to drive them home

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Sorry I'm not much of an artist, but I needed to vent and the bear doesn't cut it.

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You were so close, hon. You were almost wise.

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A caption would only make it worse

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Seriously, what did you people expect when you made this?

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Imgur, none of my friends can see it, but I swear the resemblance is uncanny. Am I crazy, or..?

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My professor brought my starving, poor ass a basket full of Red Lobster biscuits...

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I'm scared, guys... WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME?!

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I didn't wake up at the crack of dawn for this bullshit. I'm going back to bed.

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I've been on imgur for a year! I haven't really done anything cool (nor do I own a cat) so I guess here's a picture of me and the voice actor who played GIR in Invader Zim

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Views 126
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