PillsforSleep

3272 pts ยท July 21, 2013


Inspire Creativity.

Your dad's nipples have been listening to Duran Duran.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amish mannequins are horrifying.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He dominated his last tour, "Hitler-All for one race"

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

We should be friends. Meet me at the vacuum convention in VanHoover.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like vacuums.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So did I.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got a fever, and the only cure for it is googly eyes.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Snaginanehs.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I would give my left nut to Vince Gilligan for another season of breaking bad...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Seeing the word spoiler so many times, makes me think how weird that word really is. Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler....

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoiler Alert: The yogart expires next week.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoiler Alert: The milk goes bad next episode.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cauliflower.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gives you more time to sit and watch Spongebob.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Delibird is the Santa of pokemon.

13 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Climb it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im sorry, but was that a Slipknot reference?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

40 lashes.

13 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

What is this? Homeward Bound 3?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I inside of a shark right now?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to read this twice.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The closer you get to Stephen King's house, the creepier it gets.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He found you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stealth Crab: Stick to the shadows..

13 years ago | Likes 862 Dislikes 1

Socks are the number one cause of house fires.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joey needs new friends.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago | Likes 424 Dislikes 1

This is why people have cats.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then who the fuck do I tip?

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0