291 pts ยท April 17, 2012
TIL Douchebags carry cones to make them easier to spot.
"You've sown the wind and now you shall reap... the Barry." - Cyborg-Berry
Why is the Corporation making these?
"What does that do? It freshens things. It's a Fresher. I'm going on break."
I would pretend to fly the shit out of that plane.
+1 for Kenneth and -1 for Tracy Jordan. 15 for Waffles.
As a man, I see too much "as a ____" going around.
There is an albino joke in there but I am too creeped out to think of it.
Or still being awake as the sun rises. Actually I still say, "Fuck it's morning already!"
Lost: One pair of super cool aviator sunglasses... Oh. Never mind.
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person."
TIL Douchebags carry cones to make them easier to spot.
"You've sown the wind and now you shall reap... the Barry." - Cyborg-Berry
Why is the Corporation making these?
"What does that do? It freshens things. It's a Fresher. I'm going on break."
I would pretend to fly the shit out of that plane.
+1 for Kenneth and -1 for Tracy Jordan. 15 for Waffles.
As a man, I see too much "as a ____" going around.
There is an albino joke in there but I am too creeped out to think of it.
Or still being awake as the sun rises. Actually I still say, "Fuck it's morning already!"
Lost: One pair of super cool aviator sunglasses... Oh. Never mind.
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person."