PleaseLetMeInside

181 pts · March 27, 2016


Apple fanboy. Caffeine addict.

Great! Another distraction on desktop is what I needed for my productivity levels…

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What if you both move midway between your both jobs? 125km for both is better than 250km for one?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90kg @ 172cm. You’re not fat.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

. Also: Makai - Beneath the mask!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bean bags...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, we talked and she decided ,)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women who think that a wat to a man’s heart is through his stomache are aiming too high.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume its gender?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Those are good drugs, officer Brent!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Except I hug a pillow even when my wife is lying next to me...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Murican gardening

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

or what

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Heroes of the Storm. Sgt Hammer or Kerrigan

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was very interesting from start to finish. From Finnish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Might be. Not familiar much with Serbian TV programming .)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are there guys who call for equal pay in porn acting?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have an "F" missing there...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call it clitoris.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Nope. I don't need sex. But I love it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Did you just assume your reflection's gender?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's always better to cry in a Lexus than on a bike...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a test reply!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Op luvs ya!" Is not how you spell "send nudes".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Next stop: say giraffe and geography.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Ice-cream does not belong because it doesn't contain any meat!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh look! She's moving that space between herself and you. What's it called...? Oh yeah, a friend-zone!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1