PleaseUsername

130 pts ยท May 6, 2014


You and your reflection double time Trinity

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A pump is telling morpheus to fuck off, railing the blue pill, realising it's viagra and molly aka Bi-agra, and crushing arms while (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's a series. But The New Guy was pretty funny

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate the brotherhood of the tiny wee-wee

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have x illness, you have a 99% chance of death. Would you rather believe you are the 99% or prefer to see yourself as the exception?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

fills in information that it technically doesn't know. (2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

People will always find ways to justify their own beliefs, it's not stubbornness, it's human nature. The same way your brain filters and (1)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Women find men that look like women attractive, i.e. soft features, so it all really makes sense *flies away*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HULK SMASH!!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I will ask the obvious question... Which one would you bang?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're going in dry

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard ball is a sign of testicular cancer

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Are we just going to ignore that Dolf has the tiny hands ?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Centimeter is almost like centipede, which is similar to an insect. Insects have six legs. There are six bullets in a revolver... 'Merica

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't forget about how everyone is better than me for using *INSERT PRODUCT NAME HERE*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You're not a racist, butt..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only next gen if it actually increases your insurance premiums

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WOW! Please click this link to claim your noble prize:

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can this happen?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was the most offensive facial hair in the game

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you play games for the logic though........

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You read my mind, please stop

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Could be the best porno script I've ever read

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This stuff goes full circle,,

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an engineer that did programming, I feel you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mrbtpp

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh. *Pulls pants down*

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the asshole

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

just read "x" as axe.. Now I am a racist

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0