I'm a fucking imbecile.

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All in all, 't was a fun saturday.

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This is what my roommate does all day while i'm in class instead of finding a job. Damnit Denis get your shit together.

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So I went shopping today

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She stood right in front of him and waved like an idiot, arm fat flapping like jello in the wind

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Same goes for bad parents to me. If you ain't good people you ain't fucking worth it.

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I believed her till I was 11 cause when I asked my mom about it she'd just laugh...

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