PluttBug

3588 pts ยท April 28, 2014


For those wondering why he's just sniping: He's disabled.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Yeah, turns out the "free" in "freelancer" stands for "free to stay up playing God of War instead of being productive"

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Please don't turn this into a dick measuring contest" "WELL ACTUALLY MY DICK'S HUGE"

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Put on your birthday suit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"What's that cologne you're wearing?" "It's floor wax."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like a person once you have to like them forever those are the rules!!! - me in divorce court

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try to remember this post when you wonder where police states come from

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How unusual, I should visit the source for more whimsy! *visits page, sees * or i could just be sad i guess

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're jumping to a pretty severe conclusion based on an edited clip of two random people and a cheeseburger

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

This is a dumb story but what's with the lady on the table part? "Getting robbed, better show some leg"?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"I masturbated 7 times and ate" -- oh jesus -- "microwave burritos" -- oh thank god

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"Young Wild, CEO of RaresNoSquares Lifestyle Brand, is inches away from being fatally flattened..." Wait, now I want to hit him with a car.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have been saying this since Garth Brooks.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IMA SCREAM THE PUNCHLINE CAUSE IM TUMBLR AND I DONT GET JOKES

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then Broadchurch has like three different plot points about someone banging a 15 year old. Someone always goes lower.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People don't know shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Beatles were told "bands with guitars are on the way out." Atari turned down distributing the NES. Blockbuster refused to buy Netflix.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, really, they do sleep like this. It's kind of weird. Does make it easy to move them around, though.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well they're in a large vertical jpeg so all these horseshit facts must be true

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprised this didn't mention her being a 9/11 and Sandy Hook truther, which is usually what gets brought up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always pay attention to how long it would realistically take versus money offered. Most end up being a couple dollars an hour or worse.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These were made by Black & Decker until an unfortunate police incident and now they're just made by Decker

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it was always that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

This was deliberate. Trump was just as much of a well-known pompous ass in the '80s, and they were parodying him.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

You.. understand how democracy works right

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1