Pocketsand

100761 pts · March 18, 2013


25 years old. Ginger. Bearded. Gamer. Liver in Baltimore. Maker of lists. Lover of the Simpsons and comedy in general.. Passionate about MMA and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. My interests include magnets and little green ghouls buddy. Feel free to message me at any time should you feel the need Shameless selfie: http://i.imgur.com/619UCLe.jpg

Shi shi shaaa

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive! I shall commence the search at once

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm late but relevant!

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

My favorite Imgur memory is how I drunkenly posted like two pages to Imgur support to get my username from a non active account. Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wooo!

10 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

That's ok, no one can touch him in his safe space

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I believe it's martial awwwwts

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

I am sofa king we todd ed

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh no you don't! That trampoline is mine!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats don't abide by the laws of nature

10 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 2

You're cool yourself! You might even say cool. Cool cool cool

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

♪ Troy and Abed are flirrrrting ♪

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Earn some easy bro points and wash the dishes/clean up

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 5

Another survivor emerges

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Wait...people don't like Midas Touch? I think it tastes great and is decently strong to boot. Little expensive though so it's always a treat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael "Venom" Page if you want to see a crazy highlight reel

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you go into any bar in PA and order a lager you will get a Yuengling

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

Yup, I would always get trapped cutting boards. There's just no escape from there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can imagine. Customer service was always mobbed by angry people

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man...I used to be a loader at Lowes and that was a nightmare. LP telling me I'm moving too many carts, management telling me not enough.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Play it as soon as possible! Great game

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sorry, I just happened upon this and thought it was pretty funny. Didn't know I wasn't the first

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Professor!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah yeah, used to live in Mount Vernon and had my car broken into for a couple of quarters in the ashtray.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me.gif

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I live in Baltimore and I've had my car broken into several times so I'm allowed to laugh right?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1