Due to lack of interest, today has been cancelled...
MFW I'm waiting for the coffee to finish brewing
Hey look, it's me as a parent!
Rawr :D
Hey Imgur, need some love...
The face of someone fresh out of fucks.
Functional alcoholics unite!
Banana for...scale?
Priorities in order? Check!
MRW the Chinese food is fucking excellent!
Beware the Kwaken!
Tweet Tweet, THIS IS SPARTA!
Have any of you heard of this "Santa" fellow? I've got a bone to pick with him!
I missed my cake day! I feel so deflated....I mean defeated
If my best friend and I were partners in crime
There's not enough Lion King on here...
Meh, can't be any worse than Rob Ford
You guys know that feeling when...?
Sometimes I wonder if this is how girls feel...
Yup, now I'm hungry
Y'know, guys don't really have a choice to spit or swallow and you don't hear us bitching about it...
Glass-shattering moment:
I'm clearly friends with the right people...
Are you ready to go?
How I respond when my friends tell me I'm weird
Me after my last breakup
My reaction to the downvoters
Googly Eyes
Weeeee! (motha fuckas)
Her when she gets out of the shower
Is...is Oprah drunk?
"Welcome" to my home
My hangover feels like someone is doing this to me