Pouromatic

17538 pts ยท April 17, 2016


Hello guys, im 28 single full time dad to an almost 3 year old boy, work for the railroad as a conductor. The internet has warped my sense of humor to the point that i believe its beyond fixing, but its ok because i have you guys and gals!

The fuck it is!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just started, down 14lbs in 2 weeks. I hope to one day post before and after pictures of my progress!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your balls are showing... BUMBLEBEE TUNA!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've paid for one mobile game ever, Slither.io. And I still think the $3.99 was worth it to get rid of ads.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God... People are stupid

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I had no kids though, I'd pick red in a heartbeat

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blue pill, I think about this scenario a lot. The odds of me following all the steps it took to get my son exactly are slim to none.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just realized, Bendersnatch cucumberdick would make an awesome vampire, maybe a Dracula?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just realized, Ben is clean shaven on that cover, in the movie he has a goatee

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Just wire up an LED light bar or your rear bumper

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn it... I love this show so much

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We're the GINYU FORCE!!!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't all the time. Don't have a printer at home.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't cry with Hopper, I kind of saw that coming, but I sobbed for Billy... He just wanted his mommy.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All I saw was the Evo

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well that's a bit fucked. Poor kid

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 absolute unit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Single full time dad here too, it's very rewarding and hard. Chicks dig it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op I have custody of my 5 year old son. There is hope. Good luck brother

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, only because the odds of me following the exact path to get my son back are extremely low... And that's terrifying

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spawn!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) it's light reflection from the saber 2) the red and black were tattoos, could be faded in his old age

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now,you will get drug tested there at some point because you asked...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Got a link? I too would like to drunk order this

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me when I wake up at 2am

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's what I was hoping for but I'm happy just playing it again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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