PreviouslyDiluted

14228 pts · June 25, 2013


I make sno-cones of happiness!

I didn't clean the rims, but it is clean. It's the lighting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You cheeky dick-waffle. I'll upvote the hell outta you. You're my Imgur-mate, now.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, I got it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an asshole. I love you +1

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That last kid... Knows Bros come first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? Not even a sigh?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP And then there is that Username...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're obviously a scholar and a gentleman.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called, "Finish Him"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There needs to be a gif of 9/11 + Hotline Bling, Drake wiping out the towers...

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It needs to detect activity in front of it, and per occasion, post up a full screen dickbutt, the a Javert, then Travolta... randomly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, she needn't be pregnant to be that sensitive... when she was a teenager, my fiancée was worried about a cookie being alone at a buffet

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I understand the loss of liberty associated with societal safety. This bill could have protected San Bernandino. I'm just saying...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Unpopular opinion... Hey, since I'm not trying to do anything bad, why the hell do I care if they share my browser history with the Feds?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I truly appreciate the consistency of the Santa Claus in this photo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HERO.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why isn't this DONE yet? I am waiting. WE are waiting...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guitar Solo.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fast and Furious... Construction Drift?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or join the military, get some actual experience doing something. Learn how to manage money. Learn how to love civilian life. Then get out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cheeky dickwaffle!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the Seventh Swell... E_U_REK_A!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's just as bad, too. We'll be cuddling, having a tender moment... and remind me that I'm an awesome big brother then kisses me. #SheWins

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah... I know that. Memories.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When life hands you lemons, make fun of them.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dude, I'm dating my Dad's Ex-wife's daughter... The best fun is when she just starts to O and I tell her she's the best little sister.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

Imagine my 37...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just dont tell the IRS.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THis happened to my Dad, too. Was FUCKING EPIC.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1