Primecyborg

345 pts ยท August 15, 2015


Today is my birthday. I got Bobby Fischer. I think our odds are pretty good if we need to survive any logic based horror situation.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one cheats like Gaston.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That tire is actually from Mark Hamill's car.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the elephant is kinda shit. I hope he gets lessons.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, I found a new avatar for everything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this right before the bus applauded?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, you can't say that. It's 2016.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

More like, the lay of pigs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat your heart out, Remy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But when was the last time you saw a formation of officers waiting on an enlisted?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had the time and resources to properly do my job I'd be an officer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The commander wants his SHARP briefing and he wants it now!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

None at all.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You are welcome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I guess you could call it a marin-error.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be movement based. Their vision is perfectly still.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do it! Cringe compilations always make me feel better about myself.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

These things used to be wolves.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Better than finding a Voltorb I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That is exactly what I'd expect a B type to say.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

It stops the heart because at that exact moment you fear never being able to feel the touch of a woman.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Take this as a warning and mend your ways.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch it buster. I'm on to your ways.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laugh at my joke or I swear I'll do something dramatic.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is that the sequel to the Superbowl?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is painfully British... I couldn't stop watching when I found his videos.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0