PrincessPillowFort

408 pts ยท December 24, 2014


This made me inordinately happy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful! That's a long way up!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst handjob ever.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did OP finally stop having sex with their sister? I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Incomplete flip. She half-assed it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every. Damn. Time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets funnier every time I see this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, today I looked at a picture of dog shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Directions unclear; painfully birthed a chicken.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That would drive me up the wall!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I jumped in my seat.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife called me a pillow princess. It made me laugh so I changed my username. So yeah, definitely fucky.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lying to God?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NSFL!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I joined imgur at the height of the Javert craze. He still makes me smile.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw the projections this week. We will never be the largest generation. Millennials will pass us before the Boomers dwindle.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like he's modeling for an outdoors clothing catalog.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how my wife reacts when I ask for sex.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On second thought, it would be easier to drill a hole in the deck, then cut a circle around it.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Take a circular cut off the deck and drill out the center. All that's left is the sanding.

11 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 2

What a fresh, new thought!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nightmares!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Condescend much?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, so wrong. +1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0